Blogging the Pirates and the Steelers since 1904.
i think Trey Beamon can still turn it around
The local Navy Seals must be picking up the baton from Lambo and inspiring the PBC covertly from their nearby base.
Good start to this one.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. Iowa Pirate
Germans are silly.Reds lost today. Cardinals are losing.
Jay Bell gonna play jazz flute later at the lounge. He's kind of a big deal. This Ross Ohlendorf pitcher for SD really has a tan. I remember him kind of pasty back when he filled out TPS Report Cover Sheets for the PBC.
AJ feeling some love.
Founders Brewing All Day IPA cans make the start, throwing shutout so far. Meanwhile, Cards get bunted and sac flied to death.
The gym bag is secure and certainly not forgotten this evening. NH and the Nuttings in tow for this journey, so you know the Hoka Heys are in order for later. Mrs. Nutting feeling snubbed by Honest Wagner denizens...
Jerko jerking.Iowa Pirate
Jerko Boyz making prank calls to left field seats. Apparently wanting a Backyard Brawl. Freshly shorn AJ reaching powder keg status regarding infield shifts/miscues etc. More bunting might be answer if he has special eye socket guard.
Jedd Jerko jacks All Day IPA's weakish 4.7 abv barely over the wall as Maybehasabata decides it'd be too hard to attempt to scale the wall and make the catch. Josh Harrison would have at least tried a little bit harder. Maybe I should have looked for All Night IPA?
Two hands, Tabata, ferchrissakes.
This Mike Tyson pitcher for SD he can't pronounce his s's but he looks nothing like the guy from the Hangover movie and doesn't even have a face tattoo. He will clear waivers but not New Waivers. If Bud Black ever smiles, head for Tijuana pronto.
Is Kuwata's interpreter still around to give Jonezilla a pep talk? Iowa Pirate
I'd be entertained if AJ got an eye patch face tattoo. Bud Black hasn't smiled since the horrors of the Tijuana Donkey Show. I just dropped Garrett Jones and picked up Jared Hughes in my PBC Telephone Pole Carrying Fantasy League.
AJ should wear Dave Parker's old hockey face mask when attempting to bunt.
Stupid contact play! Iowa Pirate
Cutch rips a triple off Zach from The Hangover. This is all making sense now, like the opening scene from Orson Welles' "Touch of Evil." I will like the standings very soon.
Triple triples! Let JHay stay in and close it out!
Barajas may get a triple
Mazzaro making case to be added to my PBC Telephone Pole Carrying Fantasy League team.
vin just keeping the Zagurski seat warm
Which of the two Zagurski seats is Vin keeping warm? Great win, entertained. Game ball to All Day IPA. Let's do it again tomorrow.