Monday, September 23, 2013

Game 157: Pirates at Cubs

Morton and Samardzija on Chicago time.

Tonight we are boiling horses in the many vats of boiling oil raging above the portcullis of the beer fort. That and we are sharpening weapons.

18 comments:

  1. Rowdy8:54 PM

    Cards down early.

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  2. Rowdy9:16 PM

    Jayson Werth would make a good Pirate.

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  3. Iowa Pirate10:14 PM

    Nervous.

    Iowa Pirate

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  4. Travis10:34 PM

    Entertained.

    I think a vat of boiling oil was hit in the stands on that homer.

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  5. Martay partay

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  6. Travis10:36 PM

    Nervous Grilli's fastball needs sharpening in the Beer Fort as it is not what it once was.

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  7. Channel surfing to watch the Reds fail to score, I somehow missed Marte's glorious swing. I hate when that happens. Directv slight delay on the "PREV" button. Grilli is now in charge, like Al Haig.

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  8. Travis10:38 PM

    Hurdle is actually matching up against Rizzo!!!!!

    He must have fell off the Beer Fort and hit his head.

    Watson will tell Rizzo to STFD.

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  9. Travis10:47 PM

    Defense proliferates on the Island of Dr. Morneau.

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  10. Travis10:51 PM

    Cutch is clutch to save the day.

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  11. Byrd with the old drop-the-ball trick. Entertained

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  12. Hoka hey

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  13. Iowa Pirate11:00 PM

    Had them all the way.

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  14. Iowa Pirate11:11 PM

    F'n A!

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  15. Just for the record, bitches, we NEVER WORE GOGGLES in the beer fort. Now go win the g-damned division for chrissakes!

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  16. Playoffs! Entertained by this game, especially Hurdle's call to Watson in the 9th, and Martin holding on after getting Wiggy-ed pretty good. Division still in reach!

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  17. Also entertained by Martay Partay going about his Sanchez-style fist-pumping in the right way.

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